The Greatest Adventure EVER!!

Hey there everyone!!!!  Happy Weddin' ta Mickey and Minnie!  But yesterday was AMAZIN'!!  Cause well it was at the weddin' an' Mickey was takin' forever to get ready, so we all check ta see what's holdin' 'im up, an' we're all like "OH NO MICKEY'S MISSIN'!!"  An' so, an' so, me, Oswald, a couple of new friends, Donald, Peter Pan, Arthur, Chip, Minnie, an' Ortensia went on an adventure!  An' so, we followed this car tracks ta this abandoned warehouse, an', an' we're all like "Oh my god it's an' old warehouse!!  How're we gonna get in???" An' so I started recording although I did say I was only gonna record the weddin' but 'ey.  IT COUNTS.

So, then we all tried findin' an entrance, an' so I pointed ta a window, an' said "Look, a window!" So we all go ta the window an' head inside!  An' inside was pitch black, thank gosh I brought my camera, I got night vision on that baby!!  So I was all set!!  This warehouse wasn't an ordinary warehouse, it was creepy!  I swear, I looked at myself in the mirror, it seemed normal, showed myself, I still looked goooooddd.    But then, but THEN like, there was a creepy version of me IN the mirror!  An' I screamed an' oh we fell into a basement an' I accidentally kicked Oswald.  Got it on camera.  Yep.  

BUT THEN!  We all hear a creepy voice..  It wasn't no ordinary voice, it was....  MALEFICENT!  That's right!  It was 'er plan the whole time!  She kidnapped Mickey an' was plannin' ta destroy us all!  But she wasn't alone!  She brought the others too!  Frollo, Jafar, all those guys ta try an' stop us!  But 'er plan backfired!!  Ha ha!  Score one fer the boys back 'ome!!!  But!  She locked us in cages an' we were all dangling above a pit of LAVA!!! I got in a tape!!!  But!  Minnie wouldn't let this stop 'er!  So she broke free, grabbed that magic paintbrush an' fought Maleficent!!  We all pitched in on the fight as well!!  But then we found a mirror.  Oh, an' we all broke free.  Yaaaayyyyyyyyy.  

SO THEN!  Minnie jumps in the mirror, an' so we all follow 'er!  But what the backfire was the mirror has BROKEN!!!! Oh, an' then we found Clocktower.  HOORAY!  

So then, we all head ta the castle where they kept Mickey held captive, still got in on camera, an' so we open the door an' run up the stairs!  BUT!  Somethin' backfired us, an' we all start to back away, cept Minnie..  AN' I FELL DOWN THE STAIIIRRSSSS!!!  ...STOP LAUGHIN'!!

So we all meet up but!  BUT!!  Mickey..  Passed...  We were all sad..  Each an' everyone one o' us..  But Minnie kissed 'im an' he was alive an' we all cheered an' I said "Oh, what a happy endin'.."  But then Clock Tower came up an' screamed "THERE IS NO HAPPY ENDING YOU HORSE!!" An' then everythin' went CRAAZZZYYY!!  Then we see, Oswald, Peter Pan, Arthur, an' everyone else tryin' ta stop it!  So I threw the paintbrush ta Oswald an' then it did somewhat go back ta normal...  Still had the camera onnn...  BUT!  Clock tower felt kinda weak, an' we needed ta see the Gremlins ta help 'im out.  So Arthur calls upon 'is noble steed (which is not me, THANK GOSH!) ta hold onto Clock tower until we get back home. (The poor horse.)  BUT!  There was yet another backfire!  The mirror we went inta ta get 'ere was broken!  But, lucky fer us, we had Oswald on our side, an' so he painted a door an' we all got back 'ome.  

An' Minnie an' Mickey got married THE END.

Oh an' the best part was...  I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEO!!!!!!!!! Ehem...  Uh..  Bye.